The Republic of The Guiseran Republic is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 487 million Guiserelles have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gati. The average income tax rate is 32.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Guiseran Republician economy, worth 43.3 trillion GrBs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,836 GrBs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, you're only as old as you feel, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom, and government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Guiseran Republic's national animal is the Latetian Panda.

The Guiseran Republic is ranked 76,268^th in the world and 678^th in the West Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 18.44 flags saluted per person per day.